Thanks for clicking on this, you generous soul!

If you're looking for our registry, you've come to the right place.

(If you're looking for gifs, try "Dance Moves" or "About Us.")

One day, we'd like to buy a house. That day is probably not today.

But, if you're inclined to give a gift, consider donating to the future-house fund.
It's what we really want. Really.

We set up a Tendr page to make it easy. And classy.
It even lets you pick a virtual card!

If you would rather give something tangible, we've put together small registries
on Amazon and Macy's. Just click the images below.

And hey -- we love you. A whole dang lot.